Southern Brooklyn Real Estate Roundup: These Deals Are No Joke

Ever need some Comic Relief? Well, you have a better chance of seeing Andy Kaufman live than finding it here.

The joke’s on you! I’m funnier than Tony Clifton *and* I’ve got links to the best real estate deals in Southern Brooklyn.

(Courtesy Timothy Spence of Corcoran)

527 80th Street Apt #2 (Sponsored)
Available: Now
Price: $2,600/month
Size: 3 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: Absolutely stunning, completely renovated three bedroom one bath apartment in super convenient Bay Ridge location. Everything in this apartment is brand new. The huge open living/dining area, high ceilings, hardwood floors, and new finishes give this apartment a wonderfully spacious and warm aesthetic.
Contact: Timothy Spence of Corcoran, (347) 683-2523 and timothy.spence@corcoran.com

True story: this apartment is actually a fishbowl. (Courtesy Street Easy/Joel Scharf, LREB)

3801 18th Avenue #4
Available: Now
Price: $1,995/month
Size: 3 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: This apartment is a perfect place for your stuff. It’s newly renovated and replete with granite counters and a microwave.
Contact: Joel Scharf, LREB

(Courtesy Street Easy/ Shaina Zulauf of Brick & Galo Realty Corp)

557 East 21st Street #4C
Available: April 10
Price: $2,200/month
Size: 2 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: This Ditmas Park  apartment is such a great deal, you needn’t be sentient to fall in love with it. There is no broker fee, but there are king-sized bedrooms (plural!) big closets and much more.
Contact: Shaina Zulauf of Brick & Galo Realty Corp, (347) 651-0072

(Courtesy Street Easy/Obi Iloka of Highline Residential)

4409 6th Avenue, #3E
Available: Now
Price: $2,900/month
Size: 3 bedroom/2 bathroom
Details: This huge Sunset Park duplex is an incredible deal. If you miss out, the joke is on you. If you have a cat, it’ll be thrilled. Bonus round: there is a dishwasher. (This was an attempt at anti-humor.)
Contact: Obi Iloka of Highline Residential

(Courtesy Street Easy/Mohammed Elder of Virtual Real Estate)

1733 78th Street #2F
Available: Now
Price: $1,600/month
Size: 1 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: The Strokes once sang that “the joke is on you/this place is a zoo/you’re right, it’s true.” Well, one way to avoid being a laughingstock is to get in on this great deal in Bensonhurst, where you can have a one bedroom replete with a skylight for a bargain. It’s even close to the Vegas Diner, though obviously not for much longer.
Contact: Mohammed Elder of Virtual Real Estate

(Courtesy Street Easy/ Moishe Kraus Smart NY Realty LLC)

1900 Avenue W #3A
Available: Now
Price: $1,450/month
Size: 1 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: Some things in life just are not laughing matters, nor are they right for pranks. This deal is one of them. It’s a seriously good buy on a one bedroom in a great neighborhood. That’s no joke! (See? Anti-humor.)
Contact: Moishe Kraus of Smart NY Realty LLC, (347) 488-9022

If you know of a great place available for rent or sale, or are a broker representing a property you want included, fill out our real estate contact form here. Listings must be received by 6pm on Thursday for inclusion on Friday. For more information, call our Director of Sales and Marketing Dina Rabiner at 646-228-4151.

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