The Down-Low: Santa Claus Gets Drunk And Other Stories You Shouldn’t Miss

Photo by Donny Levit / Park Slope Stoop

The Down-Low is our round-up of stories in our neck of the woods as well as other curiosities all over Brooklyn. And a bit of ephemera, too.

–The Eye Of SantaCon 2016 Has Cast Its Terrible Gaze Upon Williamsburg. [Gothamist]

–The enduring community of Farrell’s. [IrishCentral]

–’We’ve Made Infrastructure Sexy’. [CityLab]

–Brooklyn judge in hot water for hurling threat at prosecutor who tried to protect witness. [Daily News]

–Alamo Drafthouse Theater Now Open in Downtown Brooklyn. [DNAinfo]

–The Department of Defense came to Brooklyn to find hacks that could save lives. [Technical.ly]

–Sen. Schumer visits Brooklyn Democrats. [Brooklyn Paper]

–I Was Never Jackie Chan, and I’m Not Jeremy Lin. [New York Times]