The Down-Low: ‘Michelle Obama In Her Own Words’ By Melania Trump And Other Stories You Shouldn’t Miss

The Down-Low is our round-up of stories as well as other curiosities throughout Brooklyn. And a bit of ephemera, too.

Hilarious book covers on the L train – Unpresidented Edition. [Free Williamsburg]

Sen. Chuck Schumer’s Park Slope Apartment Could be Regular Rally Site. [DNAinfo]

New Gowanus Canal Health Report: The 10 Scariest Excerpts. [Patch]

A “What If Bernie Won?” Film Fest Is Coming to East Williamsburg. [Bushwick Daily]

What You Need To Know If You Are An Immigrant In NYC. [Gothamist]

Apple Pie Corn Dogs Are Not as Gross as They Sound. [Brooklyn Magazine]

More than $67 million was raised by Brooklyn startups since September. [Technical.ly]

What Trans Men Know About Gender in the Workplace. [City Lab]

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