The Down-Low: Meat Cleavers And Sucker Punches Over Election, Beautiful Seahorse, And Other Stories You Shouldn’t Miss

The Down-Low is our round-up of stories in our neck of the woods as well as other curiosities all over Brooklyn. And a bit of ephemera, too.

–Brooklyn man attacks family members with meat cleaver after brawl over 2016 presidential election. [Daily News]

–Students Find Tiny Seahorse Under Manhattan Bridge. [DNAinfo]

–Man punches woman in the face after argument about Trump at Boerum Hill bistro. [Brooklyn Paper]

–These lollipops can be used as videogame controllers — by licking them. [Technical.ly]

–Ken Thompson Frightened Brooklyn’s Orthodox. Then They Got to Know Him. [Forward]

–This Time It’s Definitely Good-bye: “The Grocery” Space on Smith for rent. [Pardon Me For Asking]