We all know Sheepshead Bay is the neighborhood of luxury and gourmet everything, and that’s why this should be expected. I mean, it’s a gated driveway. Nothing’s more high-class than gated driveways, yo.
What’s more luxurious than saying “screw you” to your lawn, paving it over, and jamming a big freakin’ car in there? Hell, that minivan doubles as a garden gnome, right?
Wait, is this crap even legal? Bah… who even cares?