Sign Teases At Something New For 272 5th Avenue

A sign recently popped up in the window of 272 5th Avenue, between Garfield and 1st, that doesn’t tell us what’s coming to the storefront, but does give an idea about what’s not.

After a neighbor had hoped to open a spirits and wine shop in the space, he was denied a liquor license when nearby stores complained. Now it seems we may be getting something else in its place, though, according to the cheeky sign in the window, it won’t be a liquor store, real estate office, a bank (or anything else corporate), a salon, a boutique, a bodega, a bagel shop, or a burger joint — nicely putting to rest all of your fears.

But what does that leave? Anyone know any more, or have any guesses?