Sheepshead Bay Resident Launches 24/7 UFO Hotline

Oh, look! There's one!

It’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly.”

But then, if they do come, at least we finally have someone to call: Sheepshead Bay resident and UFO witness advocate Joe Capp.

The retired computer consultant and occasional Sheepshead Bites commenter who, on his website, UFO Media Matters, champions “for the UFO witnesses to be treated fairly and with respect,” has initiated a 24/7 hotline for those who wish to confidentially report their sightings or any paranormal activity they may have witnessed, according to a report in the New York Post.

And while so far there have been no documented reports (that we know of) of Andromedans packing Illudiom Pew-36 Explosive Space modulators, or even slovenly green ghouls waiting to slime their unsuspecting victims, the 68-year-old Capp has been alerted to close to two dozen sightings throughout New York City since phone lines opened in February.

Hey, if there’s something strange in your neighborhood, at least now you know who to call. And maybe… just maybe… we can now finally get to the bottom of what that “small orange/red colored light dot in the Eastern sky” hovering over Nostrand Avenue, near Avenue X on February 1, 1998, actually was.

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