Sheepshead Bay Apartment Rental Roundup

Looking for a new place to call home? Sheepshead Bites has got you covered. Our rental roundup showcases some of the deals on the market now. If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact

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Three Bedrooms in Sheepshead Bay
Price: $2,350
Location: 1911 East 29th Street
Description: The living room leads to a balcony, so if the person you swap spit with makes a bland dish, you can just throw it out the balcony without even getting up. The apartment also takes up two floors.
Contact: Tameka, H.P. Greenfield Real Estate, (718) 338-3380

Studio in Midwood
Price: $1,300
Location: 2300 Kings Highway
Description: It’s a studio. It’s in Midwood. And there may or may not be a toilet in the living room. But, hey, there is lots of light.
Contact: John Le Vine, EXR, (212) 991-8939

One Bedroom and a Red Carpet in Brighton Beach
Price: $1,375
Location: Banner Avenue
Description: Set in a building that has an EXIT sign where the exit is, this apartment comes with what appears to be a red carpet. The real estate agent doesn’t write if the carpet comes extra or if some heiress of a czar once lived there. The rooms are extremely dark, despite the windows.
Contact: Irina Herman, Diamond Real Inc., (917) 239-1804

Two Bedrooms in a Complex
Price: $1,625
Location: 9 Murdoch Court
Description: Although the realtor notes that this apartment is in a complex, they don’t mention whether it’s an Oedipal complex or an inferiority complex. So careless… Well, at least there are five closets.
Contact:DSJ Realty, (718) 266-3700

If you know of a great place available for rent or are a broker representing a property you want included, contact

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