‘Round Brooklyn: Coney Concert Chaos, Jerk Chicken Joys, Suspect Sperm, And More

The entire borough was jumpin’ this week. And you were busy jumpin’ as well. Here’s a chance to catch up on all the goings on throughout the county of Kings.

Man with gunshot wound to crotch drives to Methodist, hitting two cars on arrival. [Park Slope Stoop]

Dosa Royale brings spectacular South Indian to Clinton Hill. [Fort Greene Focus]

A Kingsborough Community College professor who donates sperm in public bathroom has 22 children. [Sheepshead Bites]

Two shot at Bensonhurst steakhouse: “The blood was down the block.” [Bensonhurst Bean]

City Council’s plastic bag bill snagged in Albany. [Sunset Park Voice]

Everything you need to know about the Ocean Parkway construction. [Ditmas Park Corner]

Entire Gravesend block defaced by Mexican Gang graffiti, cops shrug. [BB]

Gowanus film studio heads to City Hall, fighting with spunk after Canal Sewage Tank decision. [PSS]

The highly anticipated Coney Island Amphitheater is still not certified to hold its first show in June 25. [SB]

Study confirms obvious: Fort Greene named the best place to spend your summer. [FGF]

The 5 best jerk chicken joints in Flatbush. [DPC]