Prevent Disease on Your Condo Lawn

It’s a large lawn. That explains why the sign has to be so large.

Years ago, when these condo buildings first came to Sheepshead Bay on Shore Parkway and East 23 St, they were some of the first of the revitalization wave. No one would have even thought of letting their dog “do their doody” (don’t blame me, I didn’t coin it) on the luxury condominium’s lawn.

We’ve got a newer wave of revitalization in the form of the Breakers. They’re supposedly designed to look like waves on the waterfront.

Breakers’ residents will get a break from having to post an unsightly “curb your dog” sign on their front yard — luckily for the millionaire-mortgagors, dogs can’t walk on water.