Possible South Slope Twitter Hacks


If you’ve been online at all today, you’ve probably heard the news that Burger King’s Twitter account was hacked by someone passing themselves off as McDonalds:

Needless to say, hilarity ensued, and we wondered what would happen if some of our local businesses were hacked. Here are some of the Tweets you might see:
All of our executives use Verizon FIOS
— Time Warner Cable (@TWCable_NYC)
We make the R train run express from Atlantic to 36th Street just to screw with our passengers. #Winning
— MTA (@MTAInsider)
It’s stroller night! Free pint for everyone who brings their giant SUV of a stroller inside.
— Toby’s Public House (@TobysPublic)
We fully support those Park Slope Parents attempting to ban the ice cream man from Prospect Park.
— Effed in Park Slope (@effedparkslope)
Brooklyn will never live up to the greatness that is Queens
— Marty Markowitz (@MartyMarkowitz)
We’ve got some amazing #BudLight on tap.
— theowlfarmbar (@theowlfarmbar)>
We’re just going to grab a few #BigMacs from @mcdonalds and serve those up tonight.
— applewood restaurant (@applewoodny)
There is no Greenwood Heights.
— ccgh (@ccgwhts)