Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Is In Gravesend & It’s On The Market For Just $899k

This funhouse is proof that money can’t buy taste.

The Gravesend three-bedroom has been on the market for just over three months. The Barbie pink exterior might have worked if the owners had considered sticking to one theme, but unfortunately, the inside is nothing short of an aesthetic nightmare. From the velour-covered kitchen stools to the checkered floors to the dizzying array of mirrors, the end result is Pee-wee’s Playhouse gone terribly wrong.

It’s clear that the owners invested a lot of money into the property, however, and it does boast several luxurious features. Here’s how the listing on Fillmore Real Estate describes it:

Very unique property, Mother-Daughter 2 -1 Family homes on one lot. Main house has finished basement with media room, wet bar, heated stone glass floor. A must see bathroom with shower, washer, dryer room & home office with a walk-in closet. 1st fl boasts14 ft ceilings, exposed wood beams, white wood floors in living-dining room, flowing into a brand new kitchen to die for. All high end appliances. Radiant heated floors in kitchen. Blue Bahia granite counter tops, Murano glass back splash, glass block walls, fireplace & Tuscany tumble tiles in bathroom. 2nd Fl has 2 bedrooms,14 ft ceilings exposed wood beams, tiger stripe wood floors & jacuzzi tub.

In addition, the home is rigged with a security system that can be monitored from your iPhone. Pretty futuristic, huh?

The asking price for the property is $899,000.

Here’s some photos of charmingly kitsch-y decor:

What do you think, dear readers? Can this home be saved?

h/t Curbed

Update (December 17): The address has been removed from this article at the request of the homeowner.