Patrick Stewart’s Pizza Zen Koan
Our favorite pizza-loving neighbor is back with a question for the ages:
Have you actually eaten pizza if you don't eat the crust? Discuss. pic.twitter.com/thKoTpIP2i
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 28, 2015
Actor and Park Slope neighbor Patrick Stewart first made his name in the pizza game when he shared a photo of himself enjoying a slice at 7th Avenue’s Smiling Pizza, and now he’s back with a philosophical question all New Yorkers can relate to: “Have you actually eaten pizza if you don’t eat the crust?”
Whether that’s a yes or a no (I mean, obviously it’s a no, you have to eat the crust), at least we can be sure of one thing: unlike another local neighbor (ahem, Mr. Mayor), Sir Pat makes sure to eat his pizza correctly — that is, without utensils.
Knife and fork were for cutting slices. Finger nails just don't work. Unobservant please note teeth marks in crust remnants. Mine, anyway.
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 28, 2015
So, what do you say: crust or no crust?
