January 3. The first Monday of the New Year. That’d be 2011, if you hadn’t figured it out.
And if you hadn’t figured it out, your number one resolution should be to work on your powers of observation.
But that’s what this is all about. Resolutions. Because it’s the first Monday of the New Year, and that means we’re obligated to talk about resolutions.
What’s yours? Wait. Before you answer that, we don’t want to hear about the stuff like, “I want to quit smoking,” or, “I want to lose weight.” What do you think this is, News 12?
No, we want to hear your more interesting resolutions. “This year I will give money to homeless people, not syphilis,” or, “I want to reduce the number of hookers I bury in my basement.”
Stuff like that. Lay it on me. What’s your crazy New Years resolution?
Feel free to make stuff up. This is a no judgement zone.