O Captain! My Captain! Patrick Stewart Moving to the Slope

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It’s time to stock up on Earl Grey tea, Brooklyn, because Brownstoner reports that Sir Patrick Stewart, already established as the savior of our children, is moving to an undisclosed 2+ million dollar Park Slope pad. I’m not going to lie, I gave a giant sci-fi nerd shriek of joy when I read that I would be living in the same hood at Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Now all we need is Doctor Who to park the Tardis somewhere off of Prospect Park West and my life will be complete.