Lost & Found: Passed Out, Lost Laptop

This curiously-worded sign was seen posted, recently, at the corner of Ocean Avenue and Avenue Z.

It’s sad that someone passed out and lost their laptop. But, what would be even sadder is if someone found the said laptop and is unable to return it, because there is no contact information listed for the owner.

If the poor soul who lost the laptop and the good Samaritan who found the laptop need a place to communicate, Sheepshead Bites is here. Or if there are any witnesses who know what happened, you can write in, too.