From Asgard To Zombies: 10 Hilarious South Slope Wi-Fi Names

South Slope is home to some of the most creative minds in NYC, so it should come as no surprise that we like to go above and beyond when it comes to our Wi-Fi names. Below are ten of our favorites from around the neighborhood.

The one that’s just lettin’ it all hang out:

Brick House

The one that all the Norse gods use:

Thor

The one with a direct plea to Time Warner Cable:

TWC Plea

The braggart with a larger than average apartment:

Room To Move

The eternal one:

Time

The one that wished a tree had fallen on Newton instead of an apple:

Hate Physics

The one with an old soul:

Off My LAN

The one that’s going to find itself with a new baby in the house soon:

Rhythm

The ones that discovered how ridiculously expensive it is to live in our neighborhood:

Broke Girls

And finally, the one that is extending an olive branch to our future overlords:

Zombie Lover