Fort Greene Preschoolers Will Be The Recipients of Lindsay Lohan’s Community Service Hours

Beginning today, perennially troubled former child actress Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to serve out at least some of her 125 hours of community service at the Duffield Children’s Center in Fort Greene.

There’s no word yet on what exactly she’ll be doing, but if she will indeed be interacting directly with kids — aged 2 to 4 — we hope for a best case scenario wherein she can learn about life in the real world while learning from the kids’ optimism, innocence and creative energies, and the kids hopefully learn how not to conduct themselves on social media and in the public.

Lohan, 28, was assigned to the program at 101 Fleet Place by a Los Angeles judge and Brooklyn Community Services after she failed to complete her court-ordered community service hours from nearly three years ago. Since 2012, she has only completed nine hours and 45 minutes of service.

She has volunteered at Duffield before, as seen in an Oprah TV special. The service hours are part of her sentence, in lieu of jail time, for a reckless driving charge. She has until the end of the month to complete the hours.

Local residents who live near Duffield Children’s Center have told us they haven’t spotted any conspicuous black SUVs yet.