Five Guys Fails Health Inspection

photo via Here’s Park Slope

If you were planning on Five Guys for your pre-weekend burger fix, seems like maybe it’s time to make some alternate plans.* Here’s Park Slope just got a tip that the burger joint — distinguished among burger joints mainly (as far as I can tell) for its fanatical cult following — is current closed on DOH orders.

HPS is confident they’ll be back to burgers as usual soon, pointing out that “chains seem to be better equipped than the little guys at getting their act together in these situations.”

*Burger Bistro? Burger 67? Bareburger? Corner Burger? I feel like we’ll be okay.