Brownstone Belt Real Estate Round-Up: You Must Be Joking

Wrestlemania is this Sunday, and so this week’s theme will be legendary independent pro wrestlers with submission finishers.

….I kid. I kid because I love. (Early) April Fools! But don’t be a freier and get in on one of these great deals.

(Courtesy Street Easy/Benjamin Navi and Tami Zakrie of Jimena Realty)

185 Prospect Park West #4
Available: April 1
Price: $3,599/month
Size: 3 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: This Park Slope pad with three queen size bedrooms is no laughing matter. It’s replete with a walk-through kitchen and the location is as prime as any steak you could cook up.
Contact: Benjamin Navi and Tami Zakrie,  of Jimena Realty

(Courtesy Street Easy/Raheel Ahmad of Rapid Realty Cobble Hill)

38 Tompkins Place #2
Available: April 1
Price: $2,600/month
Size: 1.5 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: Some things are absolutely classic, like this Cobble Hill brownstone or the concept of April Fool’s, which dates back to Chaucer. This flat has an eat-in kitchen, a spare pair of rooms, and exposed brick.
Contact: Raheel Ahmad of Rapid Realty Cobble Hill

(Courtesy Street Easy/Kenneth Tsui of CCG Real Estate Brokerage)

265 State Street #1406
Available: Now
Price: $6,500/month
Size: 2 bedroom/2 bathroom
Details: While the price might be steep, you get what you pay for with this Boerum Hill two bedroom. With central air, washer/dryer in-unit, and a kitchen island, the joke will be on you if you miss out on this beauty.
Contact: Kenneth Tsui of CCG Real Estate Brokerage, (212) 786-9054

(Courtesy Street Easy/Debra Kameros and Susan Weiner of Compass)

23 South Elliot Place #GARDEN
Available: May 1
Price: $2,750/month
Size: 1 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: This Fort Greene one bedroom is a short walk to the park, but more importantly, it has a backyard. That means you’ll have access to a private patch of grass. Inside, there’s a dishwasher to help you clean off the jokes in this article.
Contact: Debra Kameros, (646) 651-4743, and Susan Weiner, (646) 651-4781, of Compass

(Courtesy Street Easy/Ana Maria Bazzani of Highline Residential)

111 16th Street #1B
Available: Now
Price: $2,300/month
Size: 2 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: If jokes are your thing, then Gowanus is the place to be. This two bedroom will keep you in close enough proximity to The Littlefield that you can rest assured of hearing plenty of tales of ribaldry.
Contact: Ana Maria Bazzani of Highline Residential

(Courtesy Street Easy/Avishai M Adiv of Brick Real Estate)

174 Clinton Avenue #3
Available: June 1
Price: $4,500/month
Size: 4 bedroom/2 bathroom
Details: This massive Clinton Hill four bedroom includes a private roof deck, which means that you can …. *wait for it*… air out all of your jokes. OK, ok. I’m done. Try the veal, and make it in the fabulous kitchen of this duplex with exposed brick.
Contact: Avishai M Adiv of Brick Real Estate, (347) 645-1333

If you know of a great place available for rent or sale, or are a broker representing a property you want included, fill out our real estate contact form here. Listings must be received by 6pm on Thursday for inclusion on Friday. For more information, call our Director of Sales and Marketing Dina Rabiner at 646-228-4151.

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