As Election Day Draws Near, Candidates Agree: Screw The Trees

All of this was in my mailbox today. Just today. The candidates might not agree on Social Security, or the Ground Zero mosque, or corporate taxes, or, well, just about anything… except that they hate trees. And, perhaps, annoying their potential constituents.

I guess they’re doing their best to keep the postal service busy. There’s one government program I suppose Turner doesn’t want to hack away at. But perhaps the candidates can save some money and reach more people by advertising online.

The special election for the 9th Congressional District is on September 13.