60-Year-Old Woman Goes On Naked Rampage In Bay Ridge

We’re not posting any photos of this on the front page as they are certainly NSFW, but we’re linking to a story Animal New York posted in the wee hours of this morning.

Apparently, last Thursday on 3rd Avenue and 80th Street in Bay Ridge, things got real strange real fast when a 60-year-old mentally disturbed woman decided to take off all of her clothes and trash a Chinese restaurant…

From Animal New York:

“We couldn’t really make out what she was saying. Then she reached behind her back and unzipped her skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top, unsnapped her bra and started parading around – still in the middle of the street! She then jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it! Then she slid off and ran into the chinese food restaurant and trashed the place!

Near the end of the ordeal, just before the police, ambulance and fire department came, she opened the cash register, pulled out all of the cash, put it on top of the oven and started a fire! The guy that owns the hardware store a few doors down ran and got a fire extinguisher to put it out. No one could get close to her to grab the one inside because she was throwing glass bottles at everyone from the coolers in the Chinese restaurant dining room! She was pretty strong too because she even broke away from the three police officers trying to restrain her!”