Most Epic Jamaica Bay Fishing Video Ever Made

I’m just going to assume that iMovie isn’t some cheap Apple editing software that allows anyone with with too much time on their hands and a smartphone to construct fake movie trailers to impress their friends.

That being said, I cannot wait to see the epic feature length movie Jamaica Bay explode in theaters this summer. I’m guessing that Mark Zimmerman is the “one man who defied the seas and dared to fish!”

I wonder who is going to play his wife, Sandra Bullock? Emma Stone? Maybe Meryl Streep is the only actress capable of capturing the dread of a fisherman’s wife who just wants to see her husband return safely from another dangerous dance with the sea…

Well I don’t care who they get because, this summer, I will be in first in line to see the thrill ride that is Jamaica Bay! Who’s with me?