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# You Are Definitely NOT Here
- URL: https://bklyner.com/you-are-definitely-not-here-ditmas-park/
- Published: 2013-11-20T16:11:29.000Z
- Updated: 2014-09-30T05:28:13.000Z
- Author: Nora Whelan
- Tags: newkirk plaza, #API-Imported

![newkirk map fail by amberala](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-20-at-11.01.12-AM.png)

Feel like you’ve been waiting for that B train a while? Neighbor and DPC contributor [Amber Ceffalio](http://instagram.com/p/gvOdq-TSgr/?ref=bklyner.com) spotted this little discrepancy last week while waiting for the train at Newkirk Plaza, which gives us the feeling it might be headed along another track entirely.

Maybe it has to do with the MTA not having worked at Newkirk Plaza for a year to make an admittedly-beautiful subway station like they did with Avenue H, or even working several months [to make the Cortelyou, Beverley, and Parkside stations look worse like they already did](/blog/transportation/this-weeks-b-q-subway-service-changes-21), but c’mon, guys… really?

Are we the only ones getting the short end of the stick here, or have you seen similar muck ups around the city?