> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://bklyner.com/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Video: The Prophet Of Shopping Carts Speaks
- URL: https://bklyner.com/video-the-prophet-of-shopping-carts-speaks-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2010-12-08T17:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2010-12-08T17:00:55.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: ray johnson, #API-Imported

You know how in zombie movies, before the massive zombie attack, there are always news reports in the background about smaller attacks and nobody’s paying attention? It’s pretty much the same thing with shopping carts.

Trafficked, abandoned, rejected, abused… shopping carts are working corners, lurking in alleys and hiding in yards. All alone, with nothing to do but think about their vengeance on the humans.

So when the above report came on about a small town mayor looking to halt the start of a cart-ocalypse by charging fines for stealing the vehicles, we bet you weren’t paying attention.

But you should have. For the most renowned prophet of shopping carts makes an appearance about halfway through, and you would be wise to heed her words.

Heed them!