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# This Is Why I Avoid Brighton Beach
- URL: https://bklyner.com/this-is-why-i-avoid-brighton-beach-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2010-06-07T15:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2010-06-07T15:00:01.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: #API-Imported

![](http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/thong1.jpg "Brighton Beach")

From the [Village Voice](http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/06/ladies%5Fthere%5Far.php?ref=bklyner.com):

> For this particular fellow, head to Brighton Beach. We hear that in between posing for romance novel covers, our eligible bachelor enjoys pierogies, long walks in the sand, and clenching his buttocks into perfect, supple spheres.

Original photo courtesy of[ Jami Attenberg](http://www.whatever-whenever.net/?ref=bklyner.com).