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# Talk About A Tight Parking Space
- URL: https://bklyner.com/talk-about-a-tight-parking-space-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2010-10-19T19:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-19T19:00:28.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: #API-Imported

![](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tight_space.jpg "tight_space")

We all know Sheepshead Bay is the neighborhood of [luxury and gourmet everything](/my-baby-wears-prada/), and that’s why this should be expected. I mean, it’s a gated driveway. Nothing’s more high-class than gated driveways, yo.

What’s more luxurious than saying “screw you” to your lawn, paving it over, and jamming a big freakin’ car in there? Hell, that minivan doubles as a garden gnome, right?

Wait, is this crap even legal? Bah… who even cares?