The New York Observer breaks the news [http://observer.com/2012/06/screenwriter-and-tv-star-dan-futterman-buys-park-slope-pad/] that Dan Futterman [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001246/] — most famous either for playing Val Goldman in “The Birdcage” or writing the screenplay for “Capote,” depending on your frame of reference (also: Stephan the metrosexual pastry chef