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# Something’s Fishy at State Dinner
- URL: https://bklyner.com/somethings-fishy-at-state-dinner-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2009-11-30T21:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2009-11-30T21:00:10.000Z
- Author: Ray Johnson
- Tags: michaele and tareq salahi, white house state dinner, #API-Imported

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Sheepshead Bites Fish in Secret Service holding

Hi, All. It’s me, the Sheepshead Bites fish.

I know you haven’t seen me in such a long time. That’s because I’ve been on a long hiatus, which I decided to break last week by trying to crash the first official [White House State Dinner hosted by President Obama](http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2009/11/24/first-state-dinner-president-obama-welcomes-his-excellency-dr-manmohan-singh-india?ref=bklyner.com).What better way to make my big re-entry onto the scene than by hobnobbing with Katie Couric and other members of the media?

In honor of the Indian Prime Minister, I borrowed this Indian costume from a friend and hopped on the Chinatown bus to D.C. Figured no cheaper way to travel than that Fung Wah.

By now, you’ve all heard that I wasn’t the only one who tried to crash the dinner — but, I was the only one who got caught at the gate! I wonder why they let [Michaele and Tareq Salahi](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/25/tareq-and-michaele-salahi%5Fn%5F371336.html?ref=bklyner.com) in and why I got detained. Secret Service held me for questioning the entire Thanksgiving weekend. That beautiful long-haired blond and her wine-making hubby just got some free publicity for their upcoming reality show!

Listen, I know I’m not the prettiest fish in the sea, but I still think my[ lengha](http://www.desiblitz.com/content/all-about-the-lengha?ref=bklyner.com) was shinier. I shoulda known all the golden thread on that thing was gonna send the [Magnetometer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetometer?ref=bklyner.com) off the charts. I’m still fuming, though that I didn’t get in. What do you think? Isn’t it time that reality blogs and their representatives get a little respect around here? If the producers of the Larry King show want to arrange an interview — they know where to find me.