Photo: Don’t Do Drugs, Kids…

So nolastname was just wandering around the Bay this morning with her camera, when she stumbled upon this kid “bombed” in the Waldbaum’s parking lot on Ocean Avenue at around 9:00 a.m. Apparently, he face planted.

An FDNY ambulance pulled up next to the kid (who did not notice), and then turned on the siren. The kid shot up “like a bat outa’ hell,” according to nolastname, and tried walking away.

We’re betting the conversation between the EMS responders went something like this:

“Oh, look, a kid on the floor.”

“Is he dead?”

“I don’t know, let’s find out.”

Whoooop! Whooooop!

“Nope. And apparently he has healthy bowels, too….”

Don’t do drugs, kids. People will make fun of you.