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# Open Thread: Optimum Is Not Optimal
- URL: https://bklyner.com/open-thread-optimum-is-not-optimal-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2013-03-18T21:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-18T19:51:20.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: open threads, #API-Imported

I don’t have time to write an open thread today because Optimum Online makes me return their modem to their “store,” or else they won’t stop billing me – and of course their store is in a location without mass transit.

Shysters.

The open thread is now open.