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# Open Thread: I Think She’s On To Me
- URL: https://bklyner.com/open-thread-i-think-shes-on-to-me-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2013-03-05T21:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-05T20:51:50.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: #API-Imported

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My girlfriend just sent me a link to [this article](http://www.theonion.com/articles/boyfriend-forced-to-express-secondhand-outrage,31520/?ref=bklyner.com). It starts:

> According to sources, local boyfriend Martin Daniels was compelled to display secondhand outrage Monday as his girlfriend, Linzi Rosario, vented about a recent incident in which a coworker behaved inconsiderately toward her. “Ugh, I can’t believe she did that,” Daniels reportedly forced himself to say, employing a tone of disgust he hoped would convince Rosario he understood why she was upset.

This doesn’t bode well. First she saw [that episode](http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e07-erection-day?ref=bklyner.com) of South Park where Jimmy[ learns how to talk with girls](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2-Pi66exM&ref=bklyner.com), and now this. She’s pretty much figured out where most of my conversational skills come from.

Is clubbing her over the head and making off with a *[woop-woop-woop](http://youtu.be/P%5FWI0VI7aIw?t=10s&ref=bklyner.com)* an option?

The open thread is now open.