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# NY Post Mocks Jews; Meanwhile, More on HLA
- URL: https://bklyner.com/ny-post-mocks-jews-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2009-09-22T10:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2009-09-22T10:00:05.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: hebrew language academy, judiasm, NY Post, yeshiva rambam, yeshivas, #API-Imported

The New York Post is well-known for its horrific headlines, laden with puns and general outrageousness. So it’s almost no surprise to see the repulsively titled “Battle is Hebrewing” (He**Brewing** – Get it? Because they’re Jews!) story amongst its pages. And, knowing it’s the Post, we’ll probably all shake our heads and sigh. We’ll mutter, “Oh, that Post,” like it’s a dim-witted nephew who can’t stop drooling while publicly fondling himself. And then we’ll move on.

This is going to be one of those times, because – believe it or not – there was actually an important story under that bullshit. I think my opinion on the Post is clear (that they’re talentless hacks ridden with double-standards and catering to the lowest common denominator), now to get to the story:

The Hebrew Language Academy Charter School, which recently [announced its new digs](/hebrew-charter-school-finds-space-in-yeshiva/) below a yeshiva, has sparked yet another controversy – this time involving a synagogue that they’ll replace as tenants.

> Even the High Holidays have done little to quell an escalating holy war (*Ed.-Holy war! Get it? Because they’re Jews!)* between a rabbi and a new Hebrew charter school in Brooklyn.

> The battle pits the city’s first Hebrew-language charter school receiving public funds against Rabbi Moshe Toiv’s Orthodox congregation housed in the same Flatbush facility at 3300 Kings Highway.

> The landlord, who already runs a small Jewish high school on the top floor, has ordered the synagogue out to make space for the new and expanding charter school on the first floor.

> But the members of Congregation Machzikei Torah have no exodus plans. (*Ed.– Exodus! Get it? Because they’re Jews!)*

[Read more](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/battle%5Fis%5Fhebrewing%5F9OR2Tvvc6Bmzz3bvcDkdMJ?ref=bklyner.com) from the NY Post website, which has now been *entirely* redesigned for an advertiser. Anything to get those dolla’ bills, boys – eh?