Missed Connection: Crunch Crush


Red hair? Healthy lifestyle? Hot neighbor? If you’re a fiery-haired local lady who’s always excited to see her cute next door blockmate around the gym, we’ve got good news for you. Via a Craigslist post titled “You of Light Red Hair at Crunch”:

We both spend time at Crunch in Fort Greene.
You live in the building next to mine on Clinton Avenue.
You are lovely and fair and have light red hair. I am tall with dark hair.
We’ve seen each other so many times but have never had the chance to talk. Hope this finds you.

It’s probably the tamest gym-based missed connection we’ve ever read–but hey, “no judgements” anyway, right?

If this sounds like you and you’d like to take things beyond the elliptical, you can contact your admirer here.

Photo via Garen Meguerian