Is Your Porch Furniture Secure?

A neighbor noticed this depressing sign, asking for the owner’s porch furniture to be returned, on E 16th St. this morning.

It’s not unusual to see outdoor chairs and the like chained up around Ditmas, which is a shame considering the whole point of sitting on one’s porch seems like, well, relaxing in a place where you feel safe.

So, how many of you have had your furniture, plants, or other belongings yanked from right outside your door? Any good tips or tricks you’ve learned over the years for keeping stuff safe, with or without chains?