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# I’ll Never Be a Copywriter
- URL: https://bklyner.com/i-ll-never-be-a-copywriter-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2008-07-08T02:14:24.000Z
- Updated: 2017-03-24T21:29:40.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: #API-Imported

You may have noticed (probably not) that the tagline for the site has changed from “Real Brookynites. Real Teeth.” to “Angling for a Better Bay”. This is to better reflect what we’re doing here at SheepsheadBites.com. However, before we came up with this witty bit of marketing genius *(uhuh — Ed.)*, we sat around with some friends in what I would call a “brain-less-storming” session. These friends, mind you, do not live in the Bay, are irreverent putzes, and didn’t even know I had a site ’til I asked for help. Well, some silly ideas got passed around. Here is a list of some of the more exceptionally dumb ones for your amusement (Note: The following taglines were rejected for \[often obvious\] reasons, and do not reflect the opinions of the website):  

- “We’ve Got Chompers”
- “Sheepshead Bay: I’m Pretty Sure You Can’t Swim In It”
- “The Tide is Rising”
- “Got Bait?”
- “Crazy Russians and Just Plain Regular Crazies Who Have Sat Out in the Sun Too Long Trying to Sell Fish… um… Live Here”
- “Blowin’ In – from Across the Sea”
- “Let’s Fry This Fish”
- “Sheepshead Bites, an Abomination of Humor”
- “Don’t Drink the Water”
- “One Tall Glass of Water”
- “Where Laughs Sleep with the Fishes”
- “Sheepshead Bites: Ewe-autiful”
- “We’re Manhattan Beach’s Uglier but Sluttier lil’ Sister”
- “Straight Outta Brooklyn”
- “Non-Potable”

Thanks to Ann and Brent, you completely useless wretches.