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# Hey Ladies, It's The Creepiest Ad Ever
- URL: https://bklyner.com/hey-ladies-its-the-creepiest-ad-ever-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2011-02-04T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-04T19:00:53.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: ads, #API-Imported

![](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cervix1.jpg "cervix")

Photo by Lenny M.

That guy is *way* too happy to be working on cervices.

I mean, sure, most men find a cervix to be a wonderful thing. All us guys hang out at the bar and talk about how great the cervices in our lives are… but… Christ. I wouldn’t want this guy touching my lady’s cervix. Shoot, I’m not even sure I want him touching my pussy cat!

You know what it is? I just don’t trust guys in bow ties. That must be it.

By the way, Lenny M. and I spotted this last night on some scaffolding at Brighton Beach Avenue and Brighton 13th Street. Then we got the hell out of Brighton.

**UPDATE:** Yeah, we actually have an update for this story. Miss Heather of NYShitty got in touch. The guy had done [some advertising up in those parts](http://www.newyorkshitty.com/?p=7251&ref=bklyner.com) a solid 2.5 years ago.