Hannah Horvath, Coop Member?

“Girls,” Lena Dunham’s ultra-millenial show of A Generation, spent most of last season in younger-hipper-warehousier North Brooklyn. But it seems like somebody’s getting Slope-y in Season 2, based on the signs posted along Union Street outside the Coop.

Is Hannah’s suddenly and maybe-implausibly married British BFF (Jemima Kirke) moving to the hood to symbolically Settle Down? Is Hannah’s ex- and maybe-future non-British BFF (Allison Williams) leaving our girl behind in Greenpoint to nest in Very Responsible Brownstonesville? Has the newly-single Hannah taken up with some 30-something bespectacled parody of Park Slope masculinity in a (surely-botched) attempt further her literary ambitions?  We need answers!

The Internet, however, reveals nothing. We will be forced to wait in suspense until season 2 premiers in January and/or someone leaks the plot.