From Asgard To Zombies: 10 Hilarious South Slope Wi-Fi Names

South Slope is home to some of the most creative minds in NYC, so it should come as no surprise that we like to go above and beyond when it comes to our Wi-Fi names. Below are ten of our favorites from around the neighborhood.

The one that’s just lettin’ it all hang out:

The one that all the Norse gods use:

The one with a direct plea to Time Warner Cable:

The braggart with a larger than average apartment:

The eternal one:

The one that wished a tree had fallen on Newton instead of an apple:

The one with an old soul:

The one that’s going to find itself with a new baby in the house soon:

The ones that discovered how ridiculously expensive it is to live in our neighborhood:

And finally, the one that is extending an olive branch to our future overlords: