Free Pancakes with Mustachioed Artist

Great news, hungry Ditmas Parkers: A fella named Dallas, pictured to the right, would like to make you breakfast. His offer of a pancake breakfast/artist talk is currently posted to Craigslist:

Im an artist from Ohio, currently getting my MFA at Brooklyn College and I would like to make you breakfast and talk to you. Let me know when would be good for you, and I will arrange it. Im looking forward to meeting you.

At first it would appear he’s looking for a date, but you’ll note that this is not in the personals section, but the bartering category (your company in exchange for pancakes, I guess). Is it part of the MFA? Is he trying to sell a time-share? You’ll have to find out for yourself, and please let us know if you do.

The ad says he’s in Prospect Park South, so hello neighbor, and we’re very curious to hear your pancake recipe.