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# Five Reasons South Slope Will Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
- URL: https://bklyner.com/five-reasons-south-slope-will-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse-southslope/
- Published: 2013-10-31T15:15:59.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-31T15:15:59.000Z
- Author: Christine Bush
- Tags: armory, bikes, cars, Gowanus, zombie apocalypse, #API-Imported

The zombie apocalypse is inevitable. There’s no reason to panic, though, because South Slope is in an excellent position to survive the initial invasion. Here’s why:

![zombie](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/zombie.jpg)

**1\. This guy.** Whoever owns this car can lead the way. They’re ready.

![gowanus canal](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gowanus.jpg)

**2\. [The Gowanus](/blog/politics/epa-announces-506-million-gowanus-cleanup-plan).** Get a dinghy and set sail. Even if the undead could swim (which they can’t), they’d never survive a dunk in that water.

![Armory1](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Armory11.jpg)

**3\. The Armory.** Hello, giant military fortress. Stock this baby up and you’d be able to ride out the initial invasion with little fear that the undead will bust through the walls.

![bike lane](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bike-lane.jpg)

**4\. We’re bike riding machines.** If you decide to hit the road, bikes are a great way to go because you can definitely outrun a plodding zombie. Bonus? You don’t have to worry about running out of gas.

![Green-Wood Gates](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Green-Wood-Gates.jpg)

**5\. [Green-Wood](http://www.green-wood.com/?ref=bklyner.com).** We know what you’re thinking. A cemetery in a zombie apocalypse? It turns out that cemeteries are one of the safest places to be and make a great rest stop if you need to take a break from the bike. “Bodies that reanimate have to be fresh, reasonably intact, and infected with the solanum virus,” explains [The Zombie Survival Guide](http://maxbrooks.com/books-zsg.php?ref=bklyner.com). Since Green-Wood’s residents have been here for a while, we don’t have to worry about them. Another plus? The cemetery’s terrain isn’t very zombie friendly. Those hills can be tough for the fit, healthy and still living.

Have a zombie apocalypse plan of action? Be sure to share your tips in the comments below.