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# Do You Need A Professional Suit? Call This Realtor!
- URL: https://bklyner.com/do-you-need-a-professional-suit-call-this-realtor-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2011-08-09T17:24:17.000Z
- Updated: 2011-08-09T17:24:17.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: Corcoran Group, #API-Imported

![](/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/suits.jpg "suits")

I go to real estate companies all the time when I need a professional suit. When I need a casual suit, I go to a pharmacist. My zoot suits are ordered exclusively from cell phone stores.

Oh, 1702 Avenue Z, how I love you so. The incompetence of the various people around you never fails to provide content for me. Today it’s this sign for professional suits – surely you meant suites – but there’s a whole history of fumbles that leaves me bewildered… and amused.

Sure, most recently it was the “[Whoops! We forgot to build a garage!](/whoops-development-site-forgot-the-garage/)” that led to some impromptu sidewalk destruction and the removal of freshly planted trees. But you were screwing up long before that. There was the time we got[ locked in during your not-so-open open house](/z-tower-you-can-get-in-but-you-cant-get-out/), and that was just the first run of the new realtors – Dreamlife. And, of course, we can’t forget how [bigger brokers abandoned you](/sheepshead-bay-condos-abandoned-by-brokers/) after a botched deal caused a [prospective tenant to call it quits](/local-docs-eye-building-on-e-17th-and-ave-z/).

Thanks for the latest laugh. We’re looking forward to your next boondoggle.