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# Closing Comments: What Defines “Newsworthy”?
- URL: https://bklyner.com/closing-comments-what-defines-newsworthy-sheepshead-bay/
- Published: 2010-03-03T21:55:44.000Z
- Updated: 2010-03-03T21:55:44.000Z
- Author: Ned Berke
- Tags: #API-Imported

**“These birds violated the housing code and clearly did not have the occupancy permit.**

**Anyways Ned, this is complete drivel and hardly newsworthy.”**

– Alex on [NYC DOT Murders Babies](/nyc-dot-murders-babies)