Ancient Artifact Found on 5th Avenue

Legend has it, this metal box once housed a telephone that required the user to insert coins before placing a call. Although difficult to imagine, South Slope residents once lived without such things as an iPhone, Droid or Blackberry permanently attached to their ear and said “telephone booths” were the only way an out-and-about Brooklynite could give a buddy a ring (as long as they had their telephone number memorized, of course).

Dear God.

Now, how can we get this to be a wi-fi hotspot, or better yet, a library?