All Your Ass Needs…

…and a little glass, too.

I was headed toward the subway the other day and thinking, “I hope the MTA hasn’t gotten rid of the seats, yet” and at the same moment, my eye briefly went past the sign posted at the construction site at 1720 Avenue Z (corner of Avenue Z and East 17 Street).

On a fleeting glance, all I saw was “ass needs” and I immediately thought, “yeah, my ass needs a seat on the train” (and I don’t even use that word!). Of course, a second later it was obvious that a part of the sign’s wording was obscured.

When the huge condominium building is finally finished, we’ll be the first there to see exactly how Deluxe Windows filled up our ass needs with glass needs.