Real Estate Roundup: There's Always Money In The Banana Stand

A better view than George Bluth Sr. has (Courtesy Zillow/Melissa Stoll)
A better view than George Bluth Sr. has (Courtesy Zillow/Melissa Stoll)

What’s your model home look like? Do you envision coming home, stripping down to your jorts, and hitting the ol’ Cornballer? It might not be Sudden Valley, but we’ve got the best of Ditmas Park and Kensington.

202 E 18th Street, #6
Available: Now
Price: $1,975/month
Size: 1 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: This one bedroom is on the sixth floor of a delightful pre-war with an elevator, but it’s no attic. This thoroughly renovated space is adorned with hardwood floors and a new kitchen and bathroom.
Contact: Melissa Stoll, (347) 709-4804

This photo suffers from Peyronie's Disease. (Courtesy Zillow/KeriAnn Dolphy of Halstead Property)
Photo looks a little shaky, like Lucille #2. (Courtesy Zillow/KeriAnn Dolphy of Halstead Property)

165 East 19th Street, #3
Available: Now
Price: $2,475/month
Size: 2 bedrooms/1 bathroom
Details: Ever see a totally forgettable apartment? Just a total Ann (her?!) This is the opposite. With hardwood floors throughout, an awesome kitchen, and in-unit laundry! This building is pet-friendly, to boot.
Contact: KeriAnn Dolphy of Halstead Property, (646) 685-3740

This place is magic. Like what G.O.B. (Courtesy Zillow/U2 Apartment LLC)
This place is magic. Like what G.O.B. (Courtesy Zillow/U2 Apartment LLC)

222 East 16th Street
Available: Now
Price: $1,749/month
Size: 1 bedroom/1 bathroom
Details: This listing proclaims “come get more bang for your buck in Ditmas Park. That way when you go out to eat, you can afford to pay for your girlfriend/boyfriend too!” and that’s more magical than anything G.O.B. could ever do (but where did the lighter fluid come from?)
Contact: U2 Apartment LLC, (347) 579-3894

If you know of a great place available for rent or sale, or are a broker representing a property you want included, fill out our real estate contact form here. Listings must be received by 6pm on Thursday for inclusion on Friday. For more information, call our Director of Sales and Marketing Dina Rabiner at 646-228-4151.