Presenting… Another Cellphone Store!

Cell Phone Store on Ave U in Sheepshead Bay

A new cellphone store – Avenue U Wireless – has opened on the corner of Avenue U and East 24th Street. The momentous event gives cause to worry: the influx of wireless stores in Sheepshead Bay may soon hit a tipping point, throwing the Earth’s geodynamo into whack and spurring Aaron Eckhardt and Hilary Swank to save the world once again.