Open Thread: New Year’s Resolutions? We’ll Just Screw ‘Em Up Anyway

We’re seven days into 2013.

I’ve already had drinks on more than one weeknight.

I’ve procrastinated work that needs to be done.

I’ve made several people feel bad, and one cried.

I’ve spent money on things I shouldn’t have.

I did not wash my dishes immediately after using them.

If I made New Year’s resolutions, I would’ve broken them all by now.

We’re seven days into 2013. What New Year’s resolutions have you bungled?