If you’re a local bearded lad with a penchant for buying greens at Downtown Natural (1701 Church Avenue), we know someone who wants to meet you.
Via a Craiglist post titled “In line at the natural market (Friday)”:
You: Tall, brown hair, bearded. Buying greens and things. You struck me (not in the literal sense) when we saw each other in the produce section. Thank goodness for your tote bag. I’d wait for us to bump into each other again, but who knows when that’ll happen. Want to hang out sometime?