If you’re a local lady who perks up at the call, “What time is it? Showtime!” and your train came in contact with the Church Avenue station Tuesday night, we know someone who’d like to see you again. Via a Craigslist post titled “Complimented You On Your Balance. Q stop at Church, 9pm”:
I can’t stop thinking about you. Your smile is infectious and you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. You were wearing your hair up and a multi-colored scarf and enjoyed the dancers on the train.
If that sounds like you, and you know how to accessorize and how to stay upright in a moving subway car (or was the balance thing just on the platform?), you can send that smile virtually to your admirer here.